chinese nuts

Really smelly and small nuts

Did you see that guy? I heard he's got Chinese nuts

by Prometheus42 September 5, 2016

Nut

Ejaculatory fluid that leaves the penis after stimulation.

OH SHET BOI I JUST Nut ON MY ARM

by TeRealBab March 6, 2018

Nut sense

It is like ESP in your pants. It is the intuition that your nuts provide when you are debating whether or not you should "hit that."

My nut sense gave me the power to "get up on it.

by K'naanpower June 3, 2010

Road nut

Materbating while driving or standing stationary on the side of the road in your car.

Ary had to road nut on the highway after having eaten some pho!

by Kbnrba November 14, 2021

Bootyhole nuts

An instance in which one's nutsack smells like bootyhole ; usually resulting after missionary sex because your nutsack smacks her bootyhole while your having intercourse.

I gotta take a shower real quick , I'm dealing with some serious bootyhole nuts after I smashed this thot in the motel.

by Yung94life May 11, 2019

Nut Job

A boob job for gay men. When a man rubs his penis against another man’s sac reaching climax.

“My boyfriend gave me a nut job last night.”

by ieattoehair March 15, 2025

Ghost nut

A little old man sleepin' in your bed

He nütted in the bed

The ghost nütted!

And now it's time for you to nüt to this song!

Ghost nut!

by Jsospofi April 6, 2023