ass-pussy

A protrusion of fat on a female that resembles a gut but appears to emanate from below the waist, settle at a point level with the female's ample buttocks, and both obscure and fuse with the genital region. Also referred to as a front-butt or a gunt, but not related in any effect to a pussy-ass, as in pussy-ass bitch, pussy-ass motherfucker, or pussy-assing on the bedspread.

Jesus: I really think people should stop eating when they can't even reach around to wipe their own asses.

Mohammed: Yes, however some actually can reach between their legs and under their junk to wipe their ass, except of course a chick with an ass-pussy.

Jesus: What? Such a blasphemous wipe!

by dadafari March 11, 2008

Face Ass

Something said at the end of a sentence. Mainly used with the word "drunk" in front of it, like in the movie How High.

Im starting to feel a bit light headed, but I wanna play another game of beer pong.

Girl, sit your drunk face ass down.

by Ajc1119 April 13, 2010

Mexican Ass

When your ass crack gets all slimy, sweaty and stinky because you didn't wipe good enough.

I took a shit this morning and went to the gym. Now I need to wipe because I have Mexican Ass.

by L G Miller May 5, 2007

ass hat

a word of recent origin, usually used to refer to a man of poor moral fiber.

John Langdoc is an ass hat.

by Bob Sacamado November 4, 2004

kick ass

kick ass- to beat someone's butt @ something

1)i kick ass at the soccer game today.

by blow joe January 7, 2008

ass pie

1. A word used by Retards to insult someone with asbergers syndrome.
2. An emo who says he has asbergers symndrome just to make himself look spacial.

1. UMMMM,,,, i cant think of one, sorry.
2. That ass pie was using his status as an aspie to make the girls like him better.

by InSaNeBaGeLmAn December 9, 2008

cock ass

dumb, stupid, completely exasperated insult.

Cock Ass!!!!

by Peter Donohoe June 27, 2003