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New Hampshire

Located in the south east of England, consisting of 3 major cities which include: Portsmouth, Southampton, and Winchester
The towns include Eastleigh, Fareham, Totton, Basingstoke, Andover and many more.

The river running through the county is known as the 'River Itchen'

Only 1 Premier League club (Saints FC) is located in Hampshire and 1 former PL club (Portsmouth) which now plays in League 1. The football club representing Eastleigh FC and Aldershot Town plays in the top National League N/S division whilst Winchester FC plays in the Southern Football League Division One South. Totton FC plays in the Southern League Division one South

Hampshire is also home to Spack No.2, Spack No.4 and Spack No.3 - (only for university purposes however)

Have no idea about crime rate statstics despite me living here, but I would like to assume they are high because of the amount of knife crime related activities and car related crimes; also every place in Hampshire (excluding Southampton and Portsmouth) switch off their street lights in residential streets from 1-4 am which may not help the scenario
I bet you were looking for New Hampshire as in the US state, lmao there are minimal definitions about the real Hampshire, so I thought I'd make one my self and name it New Hampshire to gain it more attention!
by Jack Spank9049 June 26, 2022
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BBC News

Cock-sucking professional lie spreaders.
It's basically the British version of CNN, which is still shitty.
See propaganda.
The professional idiot went down to his house to watch BBC news.
Idiot: "Oh yeah, Vladimir Putin totally railed Boe Jiden on the hallway!"
by The real Benjamin Earthmover December 8, 2024
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I am new to urban dictionary

Oh really? You are? Nice. NOW GET READY TO BECOME ADDICTED TO IT.
"Hey Charlotte, Are you on urban dictionary?"
"Yeah. You?"
"I am new to urban dictionary"
"ARE YOU AN INFANT? WERE YOU JUST BORN? IF NO, THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING TILL NOW?"
"I was wasting my life..."
by Cierra Allison March 5, 2022
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Bad News Brown

A massive shit someone drops in the toilet named after the WWE wrestler.
(Tourette’s Guy watching WWE wrestling on TV)
Announcer: “It’s Bad News Brown!”
TG: “Sounds like someone took a massive shit and named it Bad News Brown!”
by rosenovarocks September 15, 2021
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new jersey cartwheel

A sexual act in which a male puts both his legs behind his head, and lays flat on his back while he is naked. The male then has a female partner give him the act of pegging.
Female: Yo babe, tonight, I wanna do something a little freaky. I want to do a New Jersey Cartwheel
Male: I think we need to see other people
by Sacrid May 4, 2016
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New Orleans

New Orleans, aka NOLA or Shitville. If Lousyana is the arse of the world, New Orleans is the hole in it. It is the cradle of nigger jazz, crap food, evil pseudo-religious practice, and home of retards who hate everyone who is not exactly like them.
I hate New Orleans and the f***ng Saints.
by MrDoofenshmirtz November 19, 2017
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