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JD Vance

A man who will sacrifice any and all personal values for the sake of remaining relevant and popular.

Example: Calling someone “Americans Hitler” and “Cultural Heroine” only to then end up as their running mate and singing their high praises

Secondary definition: A dolphin and couch fucker
That person has no backbone, they were trying to get me fired and now they are sucking up to me since I’ve gotten a promotion. They’re such a “JD Vance”
by SZCY August 11, 2024
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jd Vance lawn sign

An old couch placed in a front yard, typically offered for free.
Thought my neighbor was voting for Trump after seeing him put that JD Vance lawn sign in-front of his house.
by HawkeyeZ August 11, 2024
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Jongler Vandam

A slick, charismatic move that a guy pulls when he’s trying to charm a potential female partner. When a man "does the Jongler Vandam," he channels a suave, mysterious, and almost criminal allure—like a smooth-talking enigma with undeniable finesse. It’s a combination of confidence, sly wit, and effortless style that leaves the target captivated. The move isn't just about what he says, but how he says it, with that signature sly grin and the smoothest of vibes.

To "Jongler Vandam" is to masterfully balance flirtation and mystery, like velvet tricks down a neon-lit street. It’s the secret weapon of a guy who knows how to walk the line between gentleman and rogue, making the girl feel like she’s the star of his own nocturnal ballet.
*Person 1:* “Yo, you managed to link up with shorty last night?”

*Person 2:* “Yeah man, she was playin’ hard to get at first, but then I hit her with that Jongler Vandam.”

*Person 1:* “Damn, for real? So you flipped the charm switch, huh?”

*Person 2:* “You know it. Peaches were droppin’ like crazy once I did the Vandam.”
by anonymous August 17, 2024
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Hairy vanbrackle

The small tuft of hair above the small of the back.
When he wears that crop top his hairy vanbrackle pops.
by Bees33 September 21, 2023
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the vanilla scoop

the act of nutting in a homeless man during a snow storm and proceeding to scoop it out of his asshole with a severed goat penis.
“ dude did you see that guy? he was giving that homeless man the vanilla scoop!”
by gredonglious October 1, 2023
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Ce'Vanne

Ce'Vanne is a unique girl just like her name! Ce'Vanne is a funny girl who makes everyone laugh. Ce'Vanne is the type of girl who loves everyone, and you can always count on her. And she never takes anything seriously. If you need a good laugh, call Ce'Vanne
p1:Ce'Vanne is such a goofball.
P2: I know right!
p1: I love Ce'Vanne shealways makesme laugh!
P2: For real
by bestayy December 19, 2023
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mark vandover

My pookie wookie snookums. Very wild and has prominent black pubic hair.
Mark VanDover is wild
by Dhaka. S January 2, 2024
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