pencil penis

when your penis is skinny, like a pencil

*sends dick pick*
"you have a pencil penis, we are over"

by greninjolo March 26, 2022

Jacks penis

A very small sausage that plays DND

Guy: hey dude you have a small jacks Penis

Baby: kill yourself

by H0tsexyMonkeh February 8, 2024

latino penis

Someone who thinks they are huge at Brandon but don't have anything

Oh I have a Latino penis
Nah man

by Ur moms ducky dick April 22, 2017

penis

a penis is a thing males like to compare to other guys

i have a bigger pepe (penis) then you

by hotttie123 December 22, 2020

Skinless penis

Bob Saget.... enough said. The dad from the hit TV show, Full House.

I started masturbating at age 9, And believe me when I say, you don’t want a skinless penis.

by Charles Reed May 18, 2018

Penis Derby

When a group of buddies get together and pair up. One jerks the other off until he cums. First to come wins the race!

I can’t wait for the penis derby this year. I love being gay with my friends!

by Jared Softturds December 24, 2022

Penis

A long stick (or short) stick that dangles between apes legs that taste funny if sucked wrong

Penis is also know as:
cum wand
Baby laser

Milk maker
Life destroyer

Tube
Floppy worm
Donkey toe
Or dude magnet

by Cumguzler2000 January 8, 2023