Penis

i have a small penis :(

joe:i farted
chris: can i suck your penis

by iammanandilikemen March 10, 2022

Penis

I lick them

I stick my penis is a blender

by Penislickynickie March 10, 2022

penis contact

when the penis contacts with the table

Guy 1: I had penis contact alst nite
Guy 2: what table?

by PENISMENFART March 10, 2022

penis

often described as a rocketship to play with in the bathtub...at least that's what my uncle said after dinner....

"Hey Uncle Billy, can I play with your penis in the bathtub after dinner? We're almost to the moon!"

by Uncle Glizzy March 11, 2022

Penis

Dick and balls and you suck it for a living

“My penis is hard now suck it”

by Dhdheheh March 13, 2022

Penis

My rock hard cock

“Penis Balls and dick sloppy toppy”

by Dhdheheh March 13, 2022

bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary

Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022