Penis Fly Trap

A step down from being "Pussy Whipped"; refers to when a man who does not have the freedom to do as he pleases on account of the pussy being so damn good.

"Hey man, wanna throw some g's at the club with us?"

"Nah, I gotta stay home. My psychotic wife is putting out tonight."

"Shit man, she's got you in a penis fly trap."

by UglyRussianJew January 10, 2017

Penis

An either long or short substance attatched to the crotch of a human body used for Peeing, Jerking Off, or cumming and sex.

Jeremy has a very short penis

by I wanna have sex with Jessica May 12, 2020

Penis Fever

When a girl has sex with a guy, and then is hooked on that guy for a real long time

The Main bri: I just had sex with this girl and she doesn't want to leave me alone.
The nigs friend: Bruh she has Penis Fever

by Aguytryingtohelpout May 21, 2017

Penis Water

Penis Water is the juicy juice inside of your penis that people drink like Mountain Dew.

"My Penis has been producing alot of Penis Water lately".

by D'Andre M Bradford December 2, 2022

Petty Penis

When your having sex with a female and you aren't able to pleasure her.

Guy: How you like this fat cock baby?

Girl: Ugh, well you have petty penis!

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

Penis

The sausage between someones legs. Usually uncooked.

"Oh my, i appear to have a penis sausage"

by ProffFartuart December 3, 2019

penis gang **revised example sentence**

gang gang gang shi u feel me flu flammin shi u feel me ebk shi u know what im sayin penis gang on top u feel me mf

person 1: "yo u know what block u in?"

person 2: "nah"

person 1: "penis gang run dis block mf" *pulls out a strap* "im finna put u inna pack"

person 2: "oh shi" *starts runnin like a pussyboy*

person 2: "cmere shit ahh ngga!!" *starts emptying out clips on dat bih*

person 2: *dies*

person 1: "yee thas right u been served ngga" *does the race*

penis gang **revised example sentence**

by verty da ruler November 18, 2023