pretzel penis

A disease in which a penis is twisted into the shape of a pretzel

My friend Emmett was just diagnosed with pretzel penis

by your friendly neighborhood pp May 30, 2018

penis

its when your gental part is described

your penis is very big

by hog_rider_69420 March 3, 2022

Penis

Male private part

I have a penis

by anonymous March 3, 2021

My penis

What I gave your mom last night

My penis is large- a 1 inch

by WON'TLETMENAMEMYSELF May 30, 2021

Fucker’s Penis

In the same vain as tennis elbow, and athlete’s foot . The pain in a specific body part from extreme overuse

Rich : Hey Mike , you okay buddy ? Why you walking like that ? Ate some bad tacos last night?
Mike : Nah , I wish !....

...I hooked up with a young hottie and had crazy sex all night , and now I have a serious case of fucker’s penis .

by Cam11 September 14, 2019

PENIS

A THING THAT A BOY HAS THAT GOES INTO TO TE VIGINA AND THEN MAKE A BABY

GUY: HI IM PENIS

guy2 : I WANT A BIG ONE

by [e-mail] June 19, 2018

Pennsylvania Penis Punisher

The sexual act where you are thigh fucking a girl whilst another girl is sucking your cock with her teeth on the other side of her thighs, you must scream liberty while ringing a bell and wearing an Amish straw hat.

Dude, I got the best Pennsylvania Penis Punisher of my life last night.

by Penny Nigga March 11, 2024