Zombie kid

I like turtles

Lady: Back here live at the waterfront village with my friend the zombie Jonathan. You're looking good Jonathan. You just got an awesome facepaint job. What do you think?

Zombie kid: I like turtles!

Lady: Alright you're great.

by bonerman69 October 25, 2018

Kid Armor

The use of children by certain adults, often so-called social conservatives, to ban, censor or otherwise prohibit certain words, topics or whole people & cultures- usually by transforming their own offense into a crusade to protect children. A form of virtue signaling

"You can't have a little girl with a crush on another girl in an animated movie because we have to protect children from being sexualized."
"Cartoon characters have been open-mouth kissing in Disney movies for a hundred years. You're fine with it when it's a boy & a girl. The kid armor is tired, fam."

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 10, 2025

kys (the kids version)

Kys (the kids version) means, keep yourself safe!

Someone who doesn't know what kys (the kids version) means

p1: hey girl im gonna go drive to walmart
p2: ok, kys!
p1: wtf bro u tellin me to kms?? 💀

Someone who DOES know what kys (the kids version) means

p1: hey im gonna drive to walmart
p2: kk, kys!!
p1: i will, ly bbg 👋🏻

by vivsterpng August 13, 2023

mha kid

a social reject who bases their life on broccoli and an op teenager with anger issues

hey have you seen that mha kid??
yeah they smell kind of bad

by smells the bells April 21, 2022

Skyrish kid

The person who trash talks others and challenged those that beat the fuck outta of him. He is a disabled fortnite addict that doesn’t know how pronounce

Follow Skyrish kid on YouTube with 9 subscribers

by UrMxm March 15, 2019

plyg-kid

A child of a polygamist; a person raised in a polygamist family.

I have one dad and three mom's, that's why I call myself a plyg-kid.

by UtahPlygKid November 10, 2022

The gender kid

a person who has a cat named booh that got cancelled over a fucking makeup pallet and they also make very cool yet concerning videos on tiktok and youtube 😰

Jester:"the gender kid made a doraism cult on tiktok"

by J3ST3R OWO June 30, 2021