A sexy beast that everyone loves. Whenever you walk past him you just always become so happy. He has a big penis and an even bigger gyat. He is a very good friend, and suprisingly good at cricket. He also is really good at school for a white person. He is also is a ABSOLUTE SMASH.
by CHEEKYMONKEYJACK February 14, 2024
Get the Jack Lansdownmug. A fat boy who likes to run people down but gets mad when people run him down back. He likes boys but does not want to come out of the closet yet. He always says "Fucking cunt" when he rages playing games. He also steals his sisters money to buy pizza at midnight.
by anonymouslilfucker May 20, 2019
Get the Jackmug. by Yourmomdotcom696 November 27, 2021
Get the Jackmug. by lacky maky December 1, 2022
Get the Jack sparrowmug. An overall funny and kind person. He doesn't know how much I appreciate talking to him and hanging out with him. Jack is kinda cute too. Wholesome dude, cool person. Let's go.
by Imasecretgod:) November 22, 2021
Get the Jackmug. The most perfect kid, probably a soccer goalie, he will make it into algebra 1 in 7th grade, he is a straight A student, he takes French class. He sits next to the stupid kid in that class. He’s amazing, and he will grow up to be an Engineer.
Jack: The Living Calculator.
by REINCARNATEPEEP November 5, 2019
Get the Jackmug. Jack Daniels is the name given to the most powerful being in the Glorb Gigaverse. It is an immortal omnipotent inter-dimensional creature with unlimited powers that is beyond the comprehension of all other beings in the Gigaverse. it can even defeat the mythical Tony Roma. It can take unlimited forms however its most common form is of a strange 7th grader with really bad acne who crawls around on the floor.
"Jack Daniels is so powerful not even the Bulgarian assault robot and Tony Roma combined can defeat him."
by Still water drinker December 12, 2024
Get the Jack Danielsmug.