When your significant other makes you coffee infused with their scat and makes you drink it when you’re bedridden
1: I was bedridden last week and my wife made me a Standford brown mug
2: what’s that ?
1: scat coffee
2: I would kill her ass
2: what’s that ?
1: scat coffee
2: I would kill her ass
by GeekMan420 February 20, 2024
Get the Standford brown mugmug. In New York State; Vestal, there is a story that has been going around since 1844. The tale is 'Farmer Brown'. Farmer brown woke up a night to his daughter being gone, she was murdered for a satanic ritual. He went on a murderous rampage, killing 13 children. Eventually the town found him in choconut creek, also known today as the witches forest of new york, he was killed.
by New York Stories May 27, 2024
Get the Farmer Brown New Yorkmug. by Get us a coke July 13, 2022
Get the Leoni Brownmug. by Dyn4miX March 9, 2022
Get the brownmug. An absolute fucking legend
The guy from the story “The treasure of Lemon Brown.” He was once the greatest blues singer in all of the south. His son died in World War II and Lemon kept the harmonica that he gave to him before he left. He also met Kiid Katze in an abandoned school in Ohio.
The guy from the story “The treasure of Lemon Brown.” He was once the greatest blues singer in all of the south. His son died in World War II and Lemon kept the harmonica that he gave to him before he left. He also met Kiid Katze in an abandoned school in Ohio.
by TheOneAndOnlyHersheyTheSnake October 12, 2025
Get the Lemon Brownmug. 
A shit stain left on the torso area between the tits and stomach of a women after titty fucking her with a dirty asshole.
I titty fucked Donna last night and when I finished cumming on her neck I got up and noticed I gave her a brown tie.
by John F. Arts July 27, 2018
Get the Brown tiemug.