hangover nut

Half-hearted masturbation the morning after a bender with the hope that jerking to completion will somehow help alleviate the symptoms of your hangover.

Q: Damn man why did you drain all of the hot water?

A: Sorry dude, I was trying to get that hangover nut.

by Connie Linquos March 03, 2014

Blood nut

A forbidden jiu jutsu move where you force your testicles into your opponent's face, causing their primal senses to bite them, and then the opponent will drown in the blood from your nuts.

My best friend died the other day. Someone blood nutted him.

by SILLY SAMOON January 31, 2024

Big nuts

Cool person
Bloke
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Happy birthday big nuts.

by iamaPineapples May 14, 2021

Nut Soaker

When hiking in Arizona and you encounter a river that is only deep enough to soak your nuts if you sit in it.

So I was hiking in the afternoon heat and was lucky enough to come across a Nut Soaker

by Pesos Weinstein September 17, 2020

bitter-nut

A polite way to let others know what shit actually tastes like.

Got a little crazy with that rimjob and ended up getting a tongueful of bitter-nut.

by Krunt Recovery August 12, 2011

nut rocket

Cum shot

Jenny was covered in nut rocket when i was done.

by Nut rocket June 04, 2017

Electro nut

You insert live wires into hers and yours ass and when you make love it shocks the living fuck outa both of y’all

Wanna do the electro nut?

by 11111000001 December 09, 2019