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Chicken Hawk

A fit gay man, primarily a top over 30, who cruises for tasty smooth young men, generally bottoms with bubble buts. Many claim to be a Chicken Hawk, but few possess the prowess of sight, speed, and agility to be a Chicken Hawk. When seen in its natural environment, "The Club" is an amazing sight, and easy to miss, with the stealthy cruise, subtle eye contact, and quick execution.
I always marveled at men's ability to cruise a room, mark their prey, and return to the bar with an introduction. He was a Chicken Hawk master. As his straight wing man, I was like flypaper. I casually sat at the gay bar and waited for the smoking hot girls to saddle up to the bar for water, and they started talking to me. They had no defence shield, resistance is futile.
by anonymous April 20, 2025
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Chicken of the sea

The one that swims back to the shore first is the chicken of the sea.
I, Vincent, would always get beat at chicken of the sea by my sister Antoinette, until one day I finally stayed out longer to the point she almost drowned, then I had to piggyback her all the way to the shore.
by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021
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The Chicken Jockey

Chicken Jockey: A very obscure sex act done after a solemn occasion. This is a form of necrophilia typically done by digging up a rotten course, and dressing yourself in a chicken suit. Beforehand, you must say the obligatory “CHICKEN JOCKEY,” and proceed to have it ride your schlong. This can be done with the help of another person to move said corpse, or through proper positioning and having the corpse lie down on you during the act. Once finished, you carry the nut-filled corpse on your back and run around thrashing into innocent civilians, similar to a chicken jockey.
After everyone left the funeral, Sam couldn’t bear to look at the grave anymore, and dug it up to do the Chicken Jockey.
by The Muntologist July 9, 2025
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chicken noogett

P1: Chicken noogett is tasty yum yum
P2: yes like you
by Chicken noogett October 26, 2020
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Chicken-happy

To behave in a wild/ rambunctious/ rowdy/ boisterous/ rumbustious/ rampant/ crazy manner after consuming chicken and enjoying it.
Okay, fine. We can have KFC for dinner. But don’t get chicken-happy!”
by Jon Harker July 9, 2025
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chicken clan

The best people in the world including Xavier Jacob ect. and Nicholas making the squad and are the best people in the universe.

Then their is the new squid founded by the old one trey Griffen Brandon Noah sort of chamber Zarek and all of our best friend not teramera
by Chicken clan December 7, 2017
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Chicken Shepard

A German Shepard dog who jumps and runs from the room/area at loud noises or something falling on the opposite side of the room/area. Often with tail tucked and ears back.
German Shepard dogs barking in the yard as a man walks by.

Man abruptly barks loudly back at the dogs. BARK!
(The dogs tuck tail and run inside where their owner is.)
Owner laughs and exclaims "You two are nothing but big ol Chicken Shepards!"
by RubySueDaisyMay February 18, 2023
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