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Rusty Tree Penis

A tree with a stick that is sticking up an ass. :D
A rusty tree penis is sitting on a tree with it up your ass.

cold penis

A cold penis hapoens when you when you want to have sex with a girl and when it comes time too you get " cold penis" and can't preform
Man me and Becky were toatally about to do it but I got cold penis
cold penis by Dooshcat December 21, 2016

Large Penis 

Black people only have this
Why do you have a large penis Jamal
Cuz I’m black”
Large Penis by Dtrain004 September 13, 2021

Celebratory Penis Tap 

A Celebratory penis Tap is When a man/woman decides that they did something fantastic, then they tap there own or someone else's penis with satisfaction.
Corey "I did a Celebratory Penis tap last night, I was so happy."
Micheal "Really, you should do one on me right now to celebrate."
Celebratory Penis Tap by Mr. Turnips February 13, 2010

Woke Up With A Penis On His Face 

Refers to falling asleep or passing out with friends around. Then awaking to some prank that involves a penis on your face, whether drawn on or actually a penis on your face.
"Hey remember when he was the first person to fall asleep at your house?"
"Yeah, he totally woke up with a penis on his face"

Small Penis 

What you have.
You have a small penis, #SmallPenisHours.
Small Penis by dckgfplyefvw June 9, 2019