New york hairdue

The act of a male cuming in a female's shampoo and them useing it without knowing

I did a New York Hairdue on her... She never knew

by Liamisfat January 22, 2025

Fallout New Vegas Cicada

A thing that rapes men and gives them PTSD

Everybody: Men can’t get raped
Fallout New Vegas Cicada: Yall forgot about me
Everyone: Fuck you Cicada we all hope you fucking die

by SupercalifragilisticGoon June 10, 2023

fish & Chip news

Fish & chip news is a phrase used to describe something that’s in the newspaper, but is so uninteresting / not important that the newspaper it has been printed on is later used to wrap up somebody’s Fish & Chip.

“Did you read the news about that old woman who got robbed last Thursday?”

“Yeah,, but I only glanced at it. It’s Fish & Chip news”

by Konstantia August 7, 2023

New England hot wax

When you get your hands duct taped to your cash and prizes and you struggle to get free.Most hair is removed during the panic.

Then he wouldn’t shut the fuck up so I gave him the New England hot wax. He didn’t like that shit for a second.

by Flappy Dawg January 7, 2023

Flake news

Inconsequential news that receives airtime/coverage normally reserved for more important stories

All that stuff about Love Island in the papers right now is just a whole load of flake news.

by Danlod July 18, 2017

New York Hoagie Ho-down

Often shortened to: NYHH. A competition wherein multiple whammen fit larger and larger hoagies into their front hole (the scientifically correct term for pussy). The sport was original invented in New York in 1873, it is now a staple in competitions taking place in Sweden. As of 2018, NYHH is not an olympic sport, but Sweden is petitioning for it to be added.

"Damn, I went to Sweden and saw a bunch of wo-people in a New York Hoagie Ho-down in the park."

by gannucard September 1, 2018

New Orleans McFlurry

The act of cumming in a high power fan and seasoning it with rat shit, then turning the fan on at a party so your unborn kids fly onto all the unsuspecting party guests.

Jimmy just let fly at that fan and I think hey call that a New Orleans McFlurry!

by Bagel aids July 17, 2022