Jumping Jack Candidate

Someone who jump from constituency to constituency (that they have no connection to) every time they lose their seat just so they can get re-elected to office instead of remaining in their original constituency and getting re-elected for that seat when the time comes.

Will you vote for Tom Sanders?

no hes not from here, he's a Jumping Jack Candidate

by Archibald Findri May 30, 2018

doppelganger jack

the funniest character in all of borderlands the pre sequel, matched only by his raw might and his desire to go home and not be shot at on the moon (stupid student loans)

Jake: i like FR4g-TR4P
Ryan: shut the fuck up i will fucking laser you with laser eyes
Robert: PaPas gonna shit himself and doppelganger jack is good

by Apieceofchewedgum June 3, 2018

Apple Jack

The act of using an apple to jack off.

I will just take this apple to do an apple jack.

by RackyRacer June 14, 2018

Do jack shit

House chores and that kinda shitb

I'm tired of my husband asking me to do jack shit when I was pregnant

by Avril1989 June 20, 2018

juul jack

When you're sitting at a bar waiting for your drink and a 9/10 comes by and asks if she can hit your juul. The power of boners wins and you let her but after you pay for your drink you realize that she's gone. You've just been juul jacked.

Yo can I hit your juul? Nah man I just got juul jacked last week sorry bro.

by lollipopppp February 18, 2018

whispering jack

When pulling a dick so fast the speed of the motion starts to whistle.

When she was pulling me off the speed of her action and viscosity of her lube created a sound similar to a (whistle) hence Whispering Jack

by Jimmy whoops March 9, 2018

Constant Jack

Cant turn his mic off

Please turn that mic off. for example, it wont turn off its constant jack

by DannyM300 March 21, 2018