Perma Penis

Also known as Micro Penis. Perma as in permafrost. Your penis gets smaller in the cold.

I have perma penis in the winter.

by Moronhead November 17, 2020

Penis Mexican

1.) (adj.) When your foreskin looks like a sombrero

2.) (adj.) when a young man smells like tacos and penises mixed together

1.) Hey Dr. doe is this what they call penis Mexican

2.) man I wish John could stop being a penis Mexican

by The big Mexican March 13, 2021

Penis

Something that goes in a vagina,anus,or throat

Linden: can I have ur penis later?
Chris:nah but you can have his .
Justin: ;D

by Rerahreeerah December 30, 2019

the penis game

a game of at least 2 people, in which you must take turns saying penis. there are only three rules:

- you must say "penis" when it's your turn
- you must say it louder than the person preceding you
- you must not laugh, giggle, chortle, etc.

failing to follow these rules will result in elimination. have fun!

wanna play the penis game?

by loonafan45 August 13, 2022

Penis

Mans Penis

I cut my penis off when I was 3.

by Naimu Chan September 7, 2021

National Penis Day

National Penis Day is a day where we appreciate all types of penis. Wether it’s small or big, we need to unite our penises together. Whip out that shmeat and let people appreciate it!! It’s occurs every April 13

“Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Friend

“Yessir, whip out that shlong and let me see it 😩” - Anna

by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020

Penis

The male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals, it consists largely of erectile tissue and serves also for the elimination of urine.

"You have to have a penis to have seggs!"

by penguinisreallygay March 3, 2024