Cream cheese sushi roll

When the man rolls up the woman in a blanket and proceeds to have sex with her.

Person 1: I just had sex with Stacie the other day.
Person 2: Isn’t your heater broken? It was -1 degrees
Person 1: Yeah, I rolled her up in a blanket before

Person 2: Like a cream cheese sushi roll?
Person 1: ...Like a what?

by Dadude2020 December 6, 2021

Season your cheese

When an elderly man yells at you. Probably the last time you'll mess with that guy.

“dont make me season your cheese buddy”

by Weinerbob September 5, 2019

cheeses price

euphemism for using "Jesus Christ!" as a profanity.

Cheeses price! Tell your fucking dog to stop trying to fuck me when I'm fucking you, or we're through!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 16, 2012

Cheese

That mysterious square yellow stuff the special kid eats

Whats that mysterious square yellow stuff the special kid is eating?
Oh that’s cheese

by Don’t use you real name October 30, 2019

Cheese Stick

A semi chubbed penis that blossoms at awkward times. Occurs most often to people with the nickname of cheese.

Girl: He has such a small cheese stick!

by bpalme_10 July 24, 2016

Nacho cheese edema

A new popular trend in japanese porn where one partner inserts nacho cheese into their vagina/anus with a turkey baster and fill it to the brim. The other partner proceeds to to dip chips into the nacho cheese filled vagina/anus and consume it while calling it lunch. Other variations involve inserting a octopus with the nacho cheese into vagina/anus

Rimuru: Have you ever heard of nacho cheese edema before?
Zoob: what's that?
Rimuru: It's where one person fills there vag/ass with nacho cheese and the other person eats it and calls it lunch. Very popular in japanese porn.

Zoob: your such a degen gooner

by LordShaxx88b_p April 27, 2024

macaroni & cheesing

When you watch a porno where the guy's dick is so small it resembles a piece of macaroni that makes you laugh uncontrollably.

1st Guy: dude why are you laughing so hard?
2nd Guy: I just watched this porn where the dude's dick was so small he couldn't thrust without it falling out.

1st Guy: oh so you were macaroni & cheesing?
2nd Guy: yes totally macaroni & cheesing.

by Toastybuns November 22, 2014