Deez Nuts

A common joke used on the internet.

"Deez nuts! Ha ! We got them! Ha!" - Deez Nuts Guy

by Racecar4505 January 12, 2024

No Nut Kenya

An intense, life-changing experience when you and your mates go to Africa and are not allowed to masturbate for the duration of your stay.

Mate: "How you feeling man?"
Me: "Yeah, good, but I'm struggling with No Nut Kenya."
Mate: "I heard Jono's already failed."
Me: "Nah, he failed on the plane trip passing over Saudi Arabia."

by failedinsaudiarabia November 6, 2019

Turtle nuts

A common insult from the whitest of low income housings

Yo man you gotta pay your rent for the month.

Nah man I don't have it.

Man you turtle nuts.

by vogonalover May 19, 2014

Nut rat

Defined as a squirrel or chipmunk with an affinity for collecting food from a human's hand.

Alternatively, a derogatory term for a sexually promiscuous woman, who will in all instances swallow.

I've got a couple of Nut rats, hanging out in my backyard, they are chill being fed out of my hand.

Alt: Chantal is nasty boi, that bitch a Nut Rat!

by xxXtabarnakXxx November 9, 2020

Nut butterfly

When spreading your nuts over a facial feature perhaps

Yeah man I gave your sister a nut butterfly last night

by #troutout September 5, 2014

Goofy Nuts

Someone who sneezes and farts at the same time while being on a roller coaster

Did you hear goofy nuts three rows back?

by Cobblershlobber August 12, 2020

Fuck nut

Someone that is doing something stupid or not supposed to be doing

That dude is such a fuck nut.

by Fuckname May 25, 2023