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the dick of my balls

In reference to one’s penis.
She kept staring at the dick of my balls.

I need to pee out of the dick of my balls.

40 ounce in my lap and it’s freezin’ the dick of my balls.

I’m thinking about getting enlargement surgery for the dick of my balls.
by Sigaret Breff June 8, 2023
mugGet the the dick of my ballsmug.

Cleveland wrecking ball

The act Of dipping your ball Sack in diarrhea and hitting a girl with it
by Dick chocolate 40468 April 18, 2020
mugGet the Cleveland wrecking ballmug.

Sonic Blue Balls

Waiting for a huge drop in a dubstep or electro songs that never comes, similar to real blue balls when a guy is ready to cum but never does.
Mike: Yo dude did you hear the new Cazzette song?

Johnny: Yeah man, gave me a bad case of Sonic Blue Balls
by Al Rubs May 19, 2013
mugGet the Sonic Blue Ballsmug.

My balls are itchy

Something an idiot called damian says on call with me all the time his very very small balls aren't actually itchy he just likes saying his balls are itchy
Me: im going to sleep now baby goodnight 🥺
Damian: UGHHH FUCK MY BALLS ARE ITCHY
by Damo_got_itchyballs July 1, 2021
mugGet the My balls are itchymug.

Head Ball Coach

nickname for championship-winning Coach Steve Spurrier
The Head Ball Coach went to the beach to tan.
by Coop Dupe June 12, 2018
mugGet the Head Ball Coachmug.

hell ass balls

A string of expletives used in place of fuck or hell to generate various amusing results.
Hans: Look! They have a playground at our hotel! We should play monkey in the sand!

Ben: What the hell ass balls is monkey in the sand?
by Fordskis October 21, 2013
mugGet the hell ass ballsmug.

saggy dick balls

them sloppy joes that drop too ur feet <3 😩
did you see those saggy dick balls?

yes bestie 😳
by nope not today. May 3, 2021
mugGet the saggy dick ballsmug.

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