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inside-out penis 

When you can smell fish from a mile away
Inside-out penis That girl over there has an inside out penis
inside-out penis by thiredheadgirl December 28, 2015

fire work penis

When your cock turns into a magical fire work and lights off like a giant fire work emanating from the ground.
During the rave, Garold crotch shot off like a fire work penis.

you want my penis 

one of the most iconic lines said by the incredible youtuber Mini Ladd (Craig Thompson)
you want my penis by wellthatsad January 13, 2020

National Sex Penis Day 

June 9th. be as horny as you like and nobody can judge you?

in honor of zuc
Holy shit it's national sex penis day, its the greatest time of the year!
National Sex Penis Day by anonymous December 10, 2020

shit pig penis wig

When you fuck a pig in its ass while its taking a shit and twirl you dick around in it and then you take the shit off of your dick that slightly resembles a wig on your penis and you eat it
Wow, I really gave that a pig a shit pig penis wig
shit pig penis wig by Anal suck January 13, 2021

tony loves penis

tony loves penis and will suck on anything like 1 or more