The Son of Osiris

The most powerful sug in THE UNIVERSE!

Person "The Son of Osiris is almost as powerful as STALIN HIMUSELUFU"

You "KU-RU"

by takuman July 27, 2010

Pull an Oswego

To choke during a Conference or National title game after having success all year.

Person 1: Do you realize that during the last 4 years Oswego hockey has made the national title game twice, and the final four two other times? They never were able to win a national championship.
Person 2: That's amazing, there's never been another team in hockey to pull an Oswego like that.

by Ronald Card December 6, 2013

full on ostrich

Full on ostrich is where you drop everything you have in your hands because you are startled, and then continue to bend over and slam your head into the ground out of fear. Generally this happens when getting nagged, annoying parents, teachers, or tryhard classfellows that try at anything to seem impressive. Going full on ostrich is an excellent defense maneuver to elude these assholes. Its the only way to secure immunity to douche-fucks who want to ruin your day with their streams of annoying diarrhea from their mouth. If you have any close friends who have issues with chodes in their life encourage them to try and go full on ostrich, it saves lives.

Jake: Yo brah, Todd's gf was totally Vcarding his ass.

Paul: Yeah bro, I heard Todd dropped all he was doing and went full on ostrich to escape the vCarding he was about to receive in his ass, what a smart ass bro, bro.

by Adversative March 18, 2014

Flooded my Ostrich

Ejaculating during an OTPHJ

"Did you hangout with Sally last night?"

"Yeah, she flooded my ostrich before we made it home."

by cantlooseon22s December 31, 2015

Pulled an Oswald

To fire a gun in rapid succession,like getting three shots off in 11.3 seconds!

The assassin aimed his gun,pulled an Oswald!

by The Ink Man November 1, 2017

genetically modified oscar

An mutant Oscar Huitron with 9 legs. Known for its acid breath and "loving you as well" as opposed to loving you too. Drives a broken down Chevrolet Impala and English is his second language.

Watch out for that Genetically modified oscar. He might give you a verbal.

by The original el chapo June 8, 2018

pull a fat oskar

When someone leaves without saying anything.

I'm gonna pull a fat oskar on my wife
Oskar pulled a fat oskar yesterday.

by fatoskar February 27, 2018