Guac on my Cock

When you vomit while giving a blow job.

Last night my girlfriend hit me with some guac on my cock.

by ollux February 6, 2017

putting my face on

Putting on makeup

Boy: What is taking so long? We have to be there in 10 minutes.
Girl: Why don't you calm the fuck down! I'm putting my face on.

by catfish2124 September 26, 2013

wrecked my balls

while on cowgirl position, literally wrecking or smashing the balls of the guy below with your butt.

"Dude the girl from last night wrecked my balls"

"Lucky you"

by itsnotmyrealname October 4, 2013

paint my tits

blow a load of cum on boobs

While I was jerking off she said: "paint my tits baby"

by tjt1218 October 18, 2013

Oh my crackers

A synoym for oh my god, oh my jesus, something that is unbelievable to the eyes, a surprise,

Person 1: Do I really have to do the laundry?
Person 2: Oh my crackers! LEAVE ME ALONE! Hahaha.

Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: OH MY CRACKERS.

by Ohmycrackers! May 12, 2012

Checking my Breaks

When your genitalia is being worked by someone (either sex's )or by your own self doing. normally resulting in pleasure or release of fluid.

Id like to think it went well, by the end of the movie she was checking my breaks

During the car ride she just started checking my breaks randomly.

by Turco To the Marty July 28, 2011

off my grid

Another way of saying that you are in a area or community that you are not familiar with.

Dam, i gotta find an uptown train outta Brooklyn right now. Im off my grid.

by Junior43090 August 14, 2011