The New New York

An almost unrecognizable city, silent and still, filled with people yet seemingly abandoned.

From her balcony she looked down at the bizarrely empty streets of the New New York.

by Monkey's Dad March 28, 2020

NEW WORD

FIRST WORD THAT A BABY WILL LEARN

EXAMPLE 1: Baby:Goo goo gaga Muzm:He has a new word OMGGGGGFDSAKFJKLDASJFKLDSAJKFLJASDKLFJKSDLJFKLAJDSLFJAKLFJKLFJALDSKJF;KADSJFKDASJFK;JASDK;FJ Dud:OMGGGGKJFDKSLJFKDSJKLFJDSKJFKLSDJFKLJASKJFDKSJFDKLJDSAFSDADSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS EXAMPLE 2: BABY:HAPPINESS OMG MOM:😲

by Poobysoy February 22, 2022

Farmer Brown New York

In New York State; Vestal, there is a story that has been going around since 1844. The tale is 'Farmer Brown'. Farmer brown woke up a night to his daughter being gone, she was murdered for a satanic ritual. He went on a murderous rampage, killing 13 children. Eventually the town found him in choconut creek, also known today as the witches forest of new york, he was killed.

Farmer Brown New York was a bad man.

by New York Stories May 27, 2024

New Nick

The guy who leaves the group to play pretend promotion , then comes back to eat meals with the group , and doesn't pay.

Did he pay for breakfast?
No , he's the new Nick.
Ok , cunt

by CaptainMick October 16, 2021

News Booking

The act of browsing local and global news web sites with the sole intention of finding something shocking, absurd, or intriguing to post to your social networking page.

Dang, dude, you posted some pretty sick stuff up on your page, I better lock down and do some intense News Booking tonight so i don't fall short on my Social Site Page Status.

by bxmith June 14, 2010

New York blues

The overwhelming feeling of despair felt by someone who has escaped from New York upon returning. Usually felt within the first hours of arrival or with the sight of specific landmarks.

Felt most commonly by those from downstate NY with family or business ties that keep them coming back.

Coworker: I hear you moved to West Virginia, nothing but hicks out there right?

Me: No, it's actually quite advanced outside of the worst of the hollers.

Coworker: But do you ever miss home?
Me: Already do since I drove out 19 hours ago.
Coworker: Wow, you've got the New York Blues!

by Alchemicalnormiegram June 9, 2021

New Level Dark

Adj.
A black person so dark that they are dark on a new level
noun
A new level dark person

Stevie Wonder is new level dark

by maxyyyyyylol May 23, 2019