Friend (brody's definiton) 

somebody that you annoy the fuck out of to the point that they hate you, then you gotta act cool to them in an endless cycle

Friend: somebody that you annoy the fuck out of to the point that they hate you, then you gotta act cool to them Friend (brody's definiton)

Friend (brody's definiton) by PepegaClapOmegalul March 22, 2020

Justice friend 

A derogatory Colloquialism from Sydney's Northern beaches.

meaning: A person who must right wrongs.

e.g. 1:
You light up a cigarette at the beach and someone demands
you put it out.
e.g. 2:
A person who picks up a piece of litter that you have just dropped and places it in a bin.

Use: "What a Justice friend"

Justice friend by dave January 19, 2005

Survivor Friend  

A survivor friend a.k.a. Temp. Classroom Friend is a friend who you do not totally consider a friend but you will act like thier friend just to make it through a boring class.

None of my friends are in Spanish so I just talk to Sam, my Survivor Friend.

Josh: None of my friends are in math so I talk to Ben, my Survivor Friend.
Carter: Sam is my Survivor Friend in spanish

Survivor Friend by Carter Cranberg January 5, 2009

Mothering Friend 

When a friend acts like your mother and tells you off for doing/saying something wrong.

Mad: "Why did you change your status on Facebook?"
Kyle: "Because my Mothering Friend told me it was inappropriate. Stupid cunt."

Mothering Friend by MaddieClip December 14, 2009

Facebook Friend Decon

the act of cleaning out friends on facebook

Steve did his yearly Facebook friend decon and wiped out almost 800 people

Facebook Friend Decon by Musky94 October 23, 2011

backseat friend 

An acquaintance you keep around in case you lose your better friends.

Matt is gone overseas. Now is a good time to reconnect with James (backseat friend).

backseat friend by Jeff_the_warrior November 7, 2013

Almost friend 

Someone who ignores your every attempt to communicate, yet they keep you around for when it's convenient them to get at you. You can't help but to jump on that message bc you've been hanging all this time.

That guy was an awesome almost friend. If he would only return my texts.

Almost friend by Allgood2005 December 10, 2014