Cricket Cursed

The phenomenon where a cricket player leaves their cricket attire out to dry overnight and a series of 'evil spirits' sneak into the kit and curse the player.

Note: the evil spirits cause poor batting (usually scoring 0 runs), terrible fielding and erratic bowling.

Cricket Cursed: The spirits can only be discouraged from the 'whites' by a strong and serious threat of burning.

On serious occasions, it is essential to destroy (by burning) the whites to eradicate the evil spirits.

by RingGo July 23, 2017

Cleveland Curveball

To throw or pitch ones fecal matter at an unsuspecting bystander.

"Hold my beer, gonna give the next person that walks by a cleveland curveball"

by ( * ) August 1, 2017

flesh curve

The curvature of the male genitalia to either the left or right

His flesh curve looked odd at first, but once I turned over half way through he was able to get both sides

by TJBurke August 21, 2017

thought curse

When someone tricks you into thinking something (something incorrect)

John: Did you know that Obama died yesterday?!
Anna: No he didn’t....you must’ve fell into the thought curse

by CrystalTearing66 September 16, 2017

Gaga-curious

People who really like Rihanna, Katy Perry, Ke$ha and other artists similar to Lady Gaga making them liable to be curious about Ms. Gaga.

That bitch luvs Katy Perry, she's totes Gaga-curious

by Gaga Fan 4 Lyfe October 2, 2017

Beef curtains

Beef curtains is a vagina that can swing down low, keep your boyfriend warm with, often used to block out light

beef curtains are a flabby vagina often with many hairs, looks like a rug

by Bantsas October 10, 2017

chewbacca curtains

A pair of hairy, furry, or shaggy carpet covered like low hanging labia lips hence the reference to the star wars character Chewy the Chewbacca...lol

Hey Bruh....heard you'd been chewing on your ol' lady's Chewbacca Curtains..lol

by izakbwalz October 10, 2017