penis

its small

"your penis is weird looking"

by coochieman99 March 4, 2021

Penis

the male magic wand that shoots milk when excited and is usually under 8 inches

girl: what's that?
guy: oh, that's my magic wand (penis)!
girl:why is it so small?
guy: I'm not sure.

by TheGuyWithNoLife April 14, 2024

penis

harry potters wand that is between your legs unless your trans

"nice penis bro, looks like my harry potter wand" "Thanks bro" *making out*

by truepassive7915 December 29, 2022

Penis nose

When uneducated people try to contour their nose and it looks so muck like a penis that men feel gay for looking at it

“Nick looked at her nose and I was said she had a penis nose and then he had to say no homo cause he felt gay”

by Xoxox. Penis girl May 23, 2020

penis wrinkle

someone who isn't quite a dick but is still a huge ass hole.

"hey joey have you heard of that new kid?"
"yeah man i heard he is huge penis wrinkle!"

by beccakarp May 12, 2014

Elon's penis

Seems to be very small, even smaller than Zuckerberg's.

P.S. This part of his body (as a word) is censored when searching on his currently owned site, Twitter (A.K.A. X).

Everyone wants to see Elon's penis how big or small his is.

by Shiine-1 December 6, 2024

penis

male member

He grabbed his penis in his hand

by raleighgent June 13, 2019