penis

"oh shit oh god my huge penis cant fit through the fucking door"

by Berily Soup August 03, 2021

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Penis

A (usually) big meat stick that you should put in your mouth and suck on but don't bite it or you might go to jail

Guy 1:can I suck your penis

Guy 2: sure but you have to promise to suck it till the milk comes out and drink it all

Guy 1: okay

by PenisPenisPenis3000 November 14, 2021

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by Yessssmaamlol September 25, 2021

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the male magic wand that shoots milk when excited and is usually under 8 inches

girl: what's that?
guy: oh, that's my magic wand (penis)!
girl:why is it so small?
guy: I'm not sure.

by TheGuyWithNoLife April 15, 2024

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by FatDude116988 May 24, 2023

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- Something that males have
- A word you should not be looking up

- Look that guy has a penis
- I should not be looking up penis in the urban dictionary

by woodermellonballz November 04, 2020

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A lot of people say a dog is a man's best friend, but obviously those people have never explored themselves.

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