two-thirty-one

The universal time for Sex.

"Why were you in my bed at two-thirty-one last night?"

Veronica and Jon were getting it on at two-thirty one.

by Ivegotthewholeworldinmybed June 12, 2009

mourning a dead one

crying over a wilted Johnson

boy 1: did you see Megan Fox in that bikini on that show last night?
boy 2: yeah, i was gonna tug me Johnson but i'd already indulged in several sessions of self-pleasuring and couldn't make him salute, all i ended up doing was mourning a dead one (proceeds to cry over memories)

by berrylads August 23, 2011

cry in one's beer

to feel sorrow or pity for oneself

This idiot does nothing but cry in his beer when talking with me. (example of cry in one's beer)

by The Return of Light Joker December 3, 2011

A Hole in One

This describes someone was fucking a girl and nuts in one pump

"I was fucking Michelle and I just blew it, I was a hole in one."

by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018

throw me a one

"Throw me a one" means someone wants to fist fight you 1 on 1.

"Oh, you wanna talk behind my back? Okay, bet, throw me a one."

by itzbrizzy May 1, 2018

I shit you not one cent

used to state that a story is 100% true, no matter now insane, silly, or crazy it sounds, "one cent" is the part stating that not even 1% of this story is fake

"i shit you not one cent, the tiger did a backflip" roger said to george

by Insert inside joke here July 13, 2022

It’s The One Thing

Well you know just what you do to me

The way you move soft and slippery

Cut the night just like a razor

Rarely talk and that's the danger

It's the one thing

You are my thing

You know your voice is a love song

It's a catcall from the past

There's no ice in your lover's walk

You don't look twice 'cause you move so fast

You've got a dozen men behind you

You've got dead flowers on the floor

You're too pretty in the daylight

It keeps them coming back for more

It’s The One Thing

by Death Menace February 3, 2023