cleasel

A person who is a weasel, is absolutely useless. Also resembles the Lorax and smells like a rotting clam

You got cleaseled

by Gayden Marie November 30, 2023

cleasel

A person who resembles a weasel, absolutely and completely worthless. Looks exactly like the Lorax but way uglier and smells like a rotting clam.

He is being an absolute cleasel today.

by Gayden Marie November 30, 2023

cletch

A combination of the words "clench" and "clutch". Used to describe someone clutching in FPS games while butt clenching.

Oh my god, I was cletching because I was so nervous

by anonymous September 16, 2024

clemtirostal

A stable to squeeze hoofed animals to death to overcome cute aggression.

The horses here are so cute, they should turn this barn into a clemtirostal.

by eccojamsvol1 September 16, 2024

Cleveland Swirl

This act of intellect involves two people: the taker and receiver. The receiver lays flat with their stomach up. The giver squats over the receivers mouth, after this the giver proceeds to shit inside of the receivers mouth. Then the receiver then gurgles the shit until it becomes a mustard consistency. After this the receiver spits it out into the givers mouth then the receiver swallows it.

My little sister gave me the Cleveland Swirl yesterday

by GayMan24 September 23, 2024

Cleesiastical

The quality of being like John Cleese

He marched in with a cleesiastical stride

He served the wafer-thin mints with cleesiastical indifference

by Mikey™ October 1, 2024

cleanmarcation

The action of fixing a boundary or limits of cleaning so that it’s not obvious where you gave up.

I fear I’ve crossed the line of cleanmarcation and our dinner guests will know exactly where I quit scrubbing the wall.

by WheelieOutThere November 25, 2024