Big time CEO

Alfie is a dickhead that’s what, stop chatting shit ur the floor manager

Alfie is 110% not a BIG TIME CEO and he’s chatting absolute rawcus

by Alfiesingsflatandisfat July 11, 2019

Alabama time capsule

When a male family member, belonging to the older generation (father/grandfather), ejaculates inside a female member of the same family, and then a family member belonging to a youger generation (son/daughter) feasts on the semen.

Mom: Im working overtime i cant be on the family reunion.
Daughter: Oh, thats unfortunate. I was really hoping we were gonna do an ALABAMA TIME CAPSULE tonight.

by IeatHDMIcables March 6, 2023

Me time

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by RohenTahir July 6, 2018

It’s hankin time, baby!

When it is time for the boys to get up to some mischievous activities and plundering.

Glen: My boy, are you ready to do some plundering?
Bob: Oh you bet I am!
Glen: It’s hankin time, baby!

by Lachyjack May 25, 2024

“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do

“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

by Nunya09 January 29, 2023

tea time

A time for girls to talk about people and stir up drama. They say these things because they want to feel as if they are better then others and to feel accepted.

At school girls will spill the tea at lunch. They will have “tea time”

by emilyhayes6782 December 30, 2019

McGurn Time

Being outrageously late. Commonly caused by loitering and scrolling through religious scripture and unfunny YouTube shorts.

“Hey guys we need to go now, where is Kevin at?”

“Oh he’s on McGurn time.”

“Oh great so we’ll be here for another fucking hour.”

“Yeah.”

“Fuckin aye.”

by RockinSocsAndCrocs July 7, 2023