Newport News

A city in Hampton roads where all the strangers act like they just did smoked alien crack laced with demon shit.
Guy 1: Hey dude you wanna go to Newport News ?

Guy 2: Hell nah bro if I go there, they gonna steal my dog and sell it for crack
by Trashhhh9999 April 11, 2023
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A New Zealand Welcome

The national greeting in New Zealand that begins with beating your wife and ends with jacking off to Troon porn.
I give my wife a New Zealand Welcome every time dinner is late.
by snorts mcgee April 15, 2023
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new zealand mud slide

A New Zealand Mud Slide is the act of defecating on a prostitute's chest and then proceeding to sit it in and sliding down her chest so your feces smear over her chest like the mud on a set of mountains.
"Yo! Did you hear Kevin gave the Jefferson Street hooker a New Zealand Mud Slide?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"
by ChaoTato May 05, 2020
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J is the new K

when responding quickly in texting, the texter might respond "K" instead of typing out ok or okay... but will accidentally hit the "J" key instead of "K"...
"j is the new k" is like when referring to fashion and trends... "pink is the new red" "grey is the new black" or when someone gets a new boyfriend, "dave is the new john"
by pinkgirl68 February 22, 2010
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new jersey lamppost

your by a lamppost,you unscrew the bulb and sick your dick in side and enjoy the electrical shock..........and live
man: hey man watch this (sticks dick in socket and lives)

friend: woah that was the new jersey lamppost
by boba joe boba joe June 23, 2011
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New Beers Eve

The night of new years eve when many beers are consumed. This should be the day of the year when the most beers are drunken then all.
Andrew: "Drink up its New Beers Eve."

Bryan: "ahhg dubblefrunk shhhpppfff (drunk mumbo jumbo)"
by Secret Spy Club December 15, 2010
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new school syndrome

when someone joins a school, and instead of adapting to the new environment and making new friends, they latch onto one person and only talk to/ follow them around. they may briefly interact with this person’s other friends, but will not try to become real friends with them.
during break, at parties, or meet ups they will only stay next to their target.
this usually takes the form of a romantic/sexual relationship that develops at an unusually fast rate at the beginning of the school year, but can also be platonic.
an infected person will become dependent on their host, as they are their only form of social and physical connection in the school and they cannot afford to lose it.
there is currently no cure for this syndrome, and the infected must try to overcome the anxiety of a new school and make other friends, as if the relationship falls apart they will be left completely isolated and alone in the school.
“hey did you see that the new kid Jess is already dating Brad, even though theyve only known each other for a month”
“yeah, she’s definitely got new school syndrome”
by Flyin' Lionfish November 22, 2021
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