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kid

a person who is fully grown or developed.
"children should be accompanied by an adult"
Similar:
grown person
grown man
grown woman
grown-up person
grown-up
mature person
mature man
mature woman
person of mature age
man
woman
gentleman
lady
adjective
(of a person or animal) fully grown or developed.
"the adult inhabitants of the U.S"
Similar:
mature
grown-up
fully grown
full-grown
fully developed
fully fledged
of age
having reached one's majority
in one's prime
in full bloom
Opposite:
infant
juvenile
verbINFORMAL
behave in a way characteristic of a responsible adult, especially by accomplishing mundane but necessary tasks.
"I've adulted with moderate success this week by compiling invoices and billing my client"
dont be such a kid!
by Emma Bethany May 23, 2021
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kid pro quo

When one parent offers to watch the kids so the other can go out with their friend, in exchange for reciprocation of duties later.
"Sure you can go out with your girlfriends tomorrow night, but next weekend I wanna go have a beer with Dave, you know, kid pro quo!"
by the_docta May 26, 2021
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lines kid

owner of www.troublekidd.tk with trouble kidd. really funny and frum wut i know, one hot babe. also known as tiffany lines
"Go for guys with big bulges in their pants. Cuz its either their wallet or their willy, and either way u cant lose!" (Lines Kid)
by maneater December 29, 2004
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Kid-V

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What's that lassy? Kid-V is stuck wood chipper again?
by Joe June 26, 2004
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Shinola Kid

Someone who doesn't know the difference between shit and shinola
The Shinola Kid is asking dumb questions again.
by Hugh Jarse January 14, 2004
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KID!

something said to mock "mik"
See lik mik.
by Anonymous April 7, 2003
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The 'I have kids' defense

The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.
Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
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