Double Monday

During a threesome, you find out that both partners have inadequate experience in the bedroom but you're already commited to the act so tough it out to try and make it work, even though you're disappointed. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't; just like a Monday.

"I brought James and Anna home last night for some fun but it was a complete 'Double Monday'!"

by I Sweetss I May 30, 2018

double-half-nibling

Child of a paternal half-sister with maternal half-brother or child of a maternal half-sister with paternal half-brother.

My double-half-nibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Double Helix

when you and your partner eat each others asses at the same time

"We already 69'd today babe. Can we double helix instead?"

by rollingbamboozle18 February 16, 2023

Double Tubing

The act of opening two web browsers to watch two youtube videos at the same time, or to watch a vid while uploading one.

Girl: you gotta see that new video on youtube!
Boy: but i'm uploading something important!
Girl: then start double tubing!

by TehEpicGuilmon August 19, 2010

Double Pumping

The action of putting your penis in a woman's anal cavity and your balls in her clitoris and then thrusting.

Dude, I met up with Jessica last night and things escalated a little and we started double pumping

by Double Pumping December 2, 2020

Double whammy

When a male puts on a strapped on didlo and has intercourse with two females at the same time. Going back and forth.

Man I would love to see a double whammy happen in my garage.

by bluecheesehater April 20, 2024

double cum

when you cum and it dies down barely but instead cum again and it doesn’t stop, more than the first time . symptoms include elongated erection duration and a shattered ego. its also fucking amazing .

dude my girlfriend made me double cum on the phone, it hurt so bad.

respect to girlfriend bro.

by doo&des April 5, 2021