double stiffy

A double stiffy is when two guys get an erection at the same time from the same female.

Damn bro, that was crazy last night. I can't belive we got a double stiffy watching Jennifer Aniston bend over on the set of the TV show friend's.

by NaturallyCali August 19, 2016

double-handshake clasp

Refers to where ya grasp da "inside" hands of a couple in your hands, so dat your left and right hands are fully fitted into their corresponding hands, rather than just employing either classic holding-hands clasps or finger-interlacings with their "outside" hands, which would allow them to still hold hands wif each other while they're giving your hands some warm lovies wif their own.

Employing da double-handshake clasp can indeed be delightfully soh-shuh-buhl for all concerned; just be careful dat you don't hold those two hands for so long a time dat you start engaging in inside-hands hogging. If you wanna hold hands wif them for extended periods, smilingly fit their inside hands back into a classic hands-holding clasp after maybe half a minute of holding them yourself, and then take their free outside hands to hold instead.

by QuacksO October 19, 2023

Double Memed

Two memes at once. Double meme penetration. Messy.

Sami: "did you do the history project?"
James: "yeah I got high and made it into a vaporwave edit. I double memed it."

by fiberoneprotein March 20, 2016

double blank

A domino without any white spots, I.e. a person with very dark skin.

Sheila's new boyfriend Leroy , he's a double blank.

by Hamster73 March 22, 2024

doubles dni

a phrase kinstagrammers use to indicate they do not allow people to interact who kin/have-delusions-of-being characters they identify with.

mostly used by delusional people, so interacting could possibly get you ganged up on lowkey.

person: hi my name is ____! i am nepeta leijon from homestuck! doubles dni

person 2: bruh

by Haileyislazy on insta October 23, 2023

Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but I made her fuck anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022

Double trouble

Wen you put on a strap on above your penis so you are able to penetrate two holes at a time

Friend: "So what did you and your girl do last night?"
Me: "Well, not much, but I gave her that double trouble."

by Linkimusprime August 13, 2020