Dick riding

A person who chooses someone’s side or defends someone during a roast session unprovoked.

Person A: nah that’s why you’re broke asf

Person B: but you were begging me for a dollar the other day though?

Person C: Not gonna lie, Person A def has more money than you, just saying.

Person B: Aye bro who was talking to you? Why you dick riding Person A?

Nobody was talking to or roasting person C, yet he defends and sticks up for Person A. Person C needs to hop off Person A’s dick immediately.

by Real_shi April 10, 2022

Cindy the Dick

A gay ass person who kicks you in your penis

Cindy the dick kicked my ass.

by &dy January 2, 2009

dick wart

An insult given to someone, preferably a man, who is constantly annoying you and is extremely hard to get rid of.

Piss off, dick wart!

by Teresadf May 23, 2006

juicy dick

when your dick explodes with cum

last night i had a juicy dick

by lasdikhfnikdjng March 21, 2017

dick buddies

Phrase coined by mscoulter: Two dorky guys who love hanging out and talking BS. Two guys who love each other that are not gay. Singular: dick buddy

Richie and Madison are dick buddies who love to get together and hang out. Also, Madison lives in NY but has a dick buddy in Colorado named Tom. Therefore, Tom is Madison's Colorado dick buddy, and Madison is Tom's New York dick buddy.

by mscoulter August 18, 2011

Swing Dick

Someone who fancies himself a big deal or a real ladies man. Usually a reference to Southern man.

Rick Perry may think he's a real swing dick but he's all hat, no cattle

by SlimSam August 20, 2011

nick the dick

A term typically used to describe a simple minded douchbag. Qualities includes a low I.Q, dead end job, fuck boy mentality and refers to one's self as a "pussy".

A "Nick the Dick" usually lives in a trailer park and is a typical wife beater. Sadly if females pursue to date said fuck boy....bring a magnifying glass with you...the penis size is far below the normal average.

"Nick the Dick" usually associates with other slow minded individuals due to low mental functioning.

"Hey Joe! Have you seen Nick the Dick?",

"why yes I have....Wait....do you mean that giraffe ass necked mother fucker?"
"Yep! That be the one!"

by Coolstorybro7 July 8, 2017