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Cum Punch

A 'Cum Punch' is when a man ejaculates into his hand, clenches his fist so the spunk dribbles out between his knuckles, and then continues to punch someone with said clenched fist.
Man 1 - "Deidre was really annoying me the other night"

Man 2 - "How did you deal with it?"

Man 1 - "You know, I gave her the ol' 1-2 with a Cum Punch. That shut her up!"
by Lord Dangleballs May 26, 2018
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carly cummings

An elephant girl that will shoot a pigeon in a second.
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brady cummings

A soulless immortal creature. Considered a wonder of the modern world. Still unexplained by science.
Scientist are still unsure what makes up the approximately 300Ib of Brady Cummings. It is theorized he is made up mostly of dark matter along with other materials and minerals found only in the un-observable universe.
by Anonymousscientist21 August 19, 2021
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ball cum

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cum in a bathtub

It’s cum in a bathtub now take it
Chad here’s cum in a bathtub take it
by Wolfie the titan February 10, 2021
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Infested cum bubble

A bubble of cum that has been infested with an unknown organism
by DCTrucker March 25, 2024
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