Stealing a dead Nigerian man from a morgue and ripping out it's teeth, then violently thrusting your genitalia into there mouth while making monkey noises, after ejaculation squeeze there throught and drink the semen from there mouth.
by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025
Get the Monkey pumpingmug. by jona(h) li, jona-li.eu January 15, 2023
Get the monkey twistedmug. by monkey soks 100 February 22, 2021
Get the monkey bummug. 
Gripping (with big monkey penis fingers) a cup or any drinking receptacle like a monkey. In short ... holding a cup like you would hold your shaft if you were hung like a Zanzibar teadybear.
by Nice one Roy! April 30, 2025
Get the Cup Monkeymug. When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.
Most effective in cemeteries.
Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...
by The Miami Monkey January 17, 2022
Get the Monkey Miami Ball Crushermug. Bread, that is eaten with pasta, and is thrown in a ninja-like fashion across the table aimed at people, to which effect, people jump up in an attempt to escape in a similar way to which monkeys would.
The aim of this tool is to kill... no one will be left alive!
The aim of this tool is to kill... no one will be left alive!
by N.M.D.B. Master August 20, 2010
Get the Ninja Monkey Death Breadmug.