Just like in the reals 

Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".

Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."

1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*

Just like in the reals by Robert Boucher August 28, 2021

i.like.mice 

an epic tik toker that should be followed

“yo, i.like.mice’s new tik tok was so cool!

i.like.mice by fongiss September 2, 2021

worship like a snail 

What you do at the shrine of their light

I'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light

worship like a snail by im u fucking sadist17 September 3, 2021

feelin like a marlin

when you get rejected one too many times 💔

How you feelin'?
I'm feelin like a marlin

feelin like a marlin by frozenbuttersock September 5, 2021

i like you 

george i like you

because i’m nice i’m doing this so you know i like you

i like you by user2298726 September 6, 2021

i_like_shroomss 

An amazing pretty/handsom person thats strong, brave and great at everything they do <3

i_like_shroomss Is amazing! I really like the way they do every

i_like_shroomss by :)) <333 September 6, 2021

i like your kneecaps

I like your kneecaps (but in italics) (:

it gives you the ability to not go 10 feet near a school or a park

Mike: I like your kneecaps Mary.

Mary: get tf away from me you redo

i like your kneecaps by SplitPSoup September 13, 2021