hooker with a penis

the l33tness, a player beyond players, the mad note. "I go unseen..."

Hooker with a Penis <bawlz> will beat the shit out of Smilez any day of da week!!!!

hooker with a penis by AlienwareCrzy <bawlz> May 30, 2003

Vincent has a large penis 

Its really big and i mean like really big not the normal big its extra large big never been biggest.

That guy is really good in the bed!
We should probably fuck his ass or i will have to send him to The Shadow Isles.
#Vincent has a large penis

Vincent has a large penis by Jag vill dö A.P August 9, 2017

Go Long-Penis 

Being attracted to a girl, but not wanting a committed relationship. All you want to do is have sex with her. Another term for "hit it and quit it."

Guy A: "Dude, why don't you two date?"

Guy B: "I'd rather not. I mean, I'd go long-penis, but not long-term.

Go Long-Penis by Dernson September 10, 2011

raccoon penis bone 

the muffled solo sound on the faint's song called "birth" in their album "wet from birth"

Markus: hey man! you heard the raccoon penis bone in birth?
Brendan: What's it sound like?
Markus: uh, whuuu twirp whoooo
Brendan: oh...do guys have penis bones?
Markus: I THINK MINE JUST CRACKED!!!

raccoon penis bone by markopolo_13 December 27, 2007

davids penis 

den smakar bajs och luktar inte got

davids penis don smell good

davids penis by Äpple April 27, 2015

real penis 

Noun

1. Not cool at all
2.sucks like hell
3. gay

Friend 1: Dude! They pushed back that game release!
Friend 2: OMG! Thats REAL PENIS!

real penis by aznstar808 October 16, 2008

clown's penis 

it's like the bee's knees, except not spozta mean good.

You got hit by a cop car and then charged with public drunkeness?!?
Well isn't that just the clown's penis?

clown's penis by recombobulate December 29, 2007