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I cummed all over the place last night

by oni chaaan February 26, 2023

The Throngler and Big Cum

Two of the most legendary crustaceans to ever walk the earth, we mortals did not deserve to stand by as witnesses. Eventually imprisoned and locked away by human greed and gluttony at a local Tops Friendly Market where they were left to rot. However, they were saved by the Spirit of Fishmas, and rescued from their tank. Unfortunately, this wasn't the freedom they expected, as they were immediately forced to fight each other to the death, and ultimately succumbed to death by a boiling pot containing scorching water and lemon butter sauce.

Anthony: "Are you ready to watch The Throngler and Big Cum fight?!"
JD: "Hell yeah I am, I got $20 riding on The Throngler!"

by AFellowMalaysian December 5, 2024

CUM

CUM Or Cretins Unusualy Masturbate
Is used as an instant conversation stopper

Random Person"so dude as i was sayin-"
Speaker"CUM"
RP"sorry what??"
S"Cum"
RP"umm"
S"CUUUUUUM"
RP"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"

by Bigdikattackhelicopter July 27, 2021

cum flinger

Someone who masterbates then throws their cum through the air with their hand, using a flinging motion. Usually aimed toward a wall.

Lazy ass Kenny has a wall full of cum stains. He's such a cum flinger.

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by R3AL T^LK November 22, 2015

duck cum

A word that appears in the mind of a messed up fuckboy 14 year old who's names usually start with w and end in ynter

Wynter should eat duck cum

by Subjebsjsvdhe April 3, 2017

Dead Body Pipe Bomb of Cum

The act of ejaculating in your recently deceased child and putting a pipe bomb in their pussy, lighting it, and watching the cum explode everywhere

John: Last week, I turned little Susie into a dead body pipe bomb of cum. That shit went everywhere!
Person: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by Jim-Bob the Great IV May 3, 2025

Cum

A white substance consisting or proteins, enzymes and sperm cells, the sperm Is ejected when a man Is experiencing an orgasm/climax, Sperm can also be used to Impregnate a woman by having vaginal sex

Kate: What did you do last night?

Jane: I was with my boyfriend

Kate: What were you doing?

Jane: He was cumming In my mouth

by WordGangsta10 August 17, 2022