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Cum shits

Dude I just had a shit that felt so good I came
Oh yeah, you had the cum shits!
by weasdrgbh September 6, 2022
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cum miser

AKA Mr. White Jizzum, Mr. Spunk, Mr. Meat Twister, Mr. Buckets of Cum.
Friends call me Cum Miser. Whatever I touch, turns to cum in my clutch. I'm gonna bust.
by farco_ April 27, 2024
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Cummed

Cumming yourself by mistake (Sperm , Semen) Accidentally Spreading and bathing your Dick with Cum

Other Word : (Wet , Covered , Sweaty , Slimy , Leaked , goo )
Person 1: Hello Dude! i had a good dream today!

Person 2: Same 😏 , Also my dream was very very sexy and i got so horny that Accidentaly Cummed myself

Person 1: Holy shit! what the fu-

Person 3: 🤨🤨🤨📸📸📸
by UnfunnyGuyy February 28, 2023
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Cum

by OiPadre March 15, 2022
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Cum Catcher

When someone is using a medical face mask below the nose.
I'm not going to that cashier, he has a cum catcher on.
by Syms321 November 13, 2020
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cum jar

a jar filled to the brim with cum, doesn't matter who's cum, and then you store it in the basement.

one day, when an atomic bomb hits and you're left to hide in the basement, so you don't die, and then however long later, you have to drink/eat the cum, depending on how old it is, idk if cum expires and turns solid like milk does don't judge me. and then u have to silently cry while you slowly consume the cum because aliens are invading and you don't want them to hear you consume cum, so you have to cry silently.
"hey broski, can you cum in this jar? i'm making a cum jar!"
by cyberfxngz January 1, 2024
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Cum Bucket

A name for a girl who fucks everyone she sees

Cum dumpster
Hey Mark I heard you are trying to get with Olivia. Nah man that’s false she is a total Cum Bucket girl who fucks everyone
by Doggystyle59 December 5, 2019
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