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Cum

The peak of our generation's humour. I can't quite blame us though.
"Hey X listen to this joke"

Ok let's hear it Y
"Cum"
*loud wheezing noises from both X and Y*
by Danthyme September 3, 2021
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Ai cum slut

An artificial intelligence robot who is down bad for Antwan and Jahames’s massive load
Yo wsg mom for my birthday can I please get the ai cum slut deluxe version?
by Jigglyassholecum November 14, 2024
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Cum Diaries

Dude, have you seen Cum Diaries? I shot ropes
by Cummealean June 5, 2022
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Cum

Cum is a sticky white substance it is also called sperm
Amy: Ahh~ bae your cum is so good I want it in mee! Jack:Cums in pussy
by Cocksnsocks February 19, 2023
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Cum fountain

When two+ men smash their dicks together and start cumming all over eachother, while a women is getting her faced glazed from rhe falling ejaculate like a glazed Doughboy from Sluys (Washington thing), or a Krispy Kreme donut.
"Me and Billy created a cum fountain for Jennifer
by Churros_XD July 5, 2024
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cum seat

A type of seat that is easily reached Incase of a fat nut bust.
Bro I was looking everywhere and I couldn't find the cum seat
by Lildickerdickydick August 18, 2016
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cum guzzling whore

When ur wife is sleeping with ur first ex wife’s current husband.
You are nothing but a cheating cum guzzling whore!!!
by PISSED OFF EX HUSBAND!!!!!! September 12, 2020
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