Brown Butter Baptism

When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.

Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.

Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!

by 13.9 March 21, 2022

The brown jug

It's when you moon someone out of the car window and spread the butt cheeks and the wind makes the same sound like when you blow the top of a bottle

Some lady flipped me off on the highway so I gave her the brown jug

by B.jug March 02, 2017

brown nosed that bitch

Eating the pussy doggie style and you get a little poopy on your nose.

Bro I brown nosed that bitch crystal last night, and I can still smell it.

by BigTex73 September 18, 2017

Charley Brown

after finding out a girl or guy(if ur gay), is cheating on them,they request a blumpkin, right before ejaculation, sit up and dunk the cheatee's head in the toilet without warning for 5 seconds. After releasing the cheat, and letting them gasp for air, their face gets busted on....

Leon cheated on his shemale and as a result, received a midnight charley brown.

by Bafoolery March 16, 2011

Brown Margaret

Coined in 1951, a brown margaret is a sexual act, where one does not wipe after a bowel movement is given a rimjob.

Person 1: "Oh man, last night was crazy, my mouth still tastes terrible."
Person 2: "Did you go down on a chick or something?"
Person 1: "Nah man, I gave her a brown Margaret."

by RipVanWinkle1907 April 30, 2025

brown boy year round

white boy summer but better
nice shirt joggers dress shoes only built different
no perms allowed, shits cringe
*NOT GOAT AVANEESH FAN CLUB
gold chains and jewelry recommended.

BROWN BOY YEAR ROUND

by shwinnie September 13, 2021

Brown F

A brown F is a letter grade less than an A for a person who is desi.

How did you do on the exam?

Desi kid- I got a Brown F.

You failed?!?

Desi kid- might as well have. I got a B+. My parents are going to kill me.

by Frisky dingo May 07, 2013