friends with penalties

A friendship, most often between a man and women, that you do everything that you would when dating, but without romantic or sexual behavior. Many people assume the two of you are dating when in public. Note: Neither party wants something more out of the relationship.

How long have those two been dating?

They aren't.
Is he at least getting some?
No, they are just friends with penalties.

by heylookatthat December 24, 2014

perma-fried

to be permanently effected by drugs, even after not taking them for a while.

i don't think weed or acid permafry people, but cocaine will change someone for life.

by minghi May 21, 2003

best friends for life

a best friend is some one hoo cares bout u hoo is always there for u and u wont let a guy get between u so if u have a best friend(s)hold on tight cause they can help u thru life:)

a guy can never come between u

by Rachel November 24, 2004

fried rice

Having sex on a stovetop. Gas stoves are preferred by extreme risk-takers and those who enjoy the smell of burning flesh.

Did you have fried rice last night?" "Yea, but we used an electric stove. Not nearly as exciting.

by StrangerStranger May 14, 2011

fried

to use some sort of hallucinogenic or dissociative drug.

we gotta get fried on saturday.

by defect December 13, 2004

I don't want to ruin our friendship

What people say when they don't wanna date someone; essentially saying, "Ewww, I can't believe you just asked me out!!!!" But trying to let you down gently.

"You're a really nice guy, but I don't want to ruin our friendship." The head cheerleader said to the nerd who asked her to the prom.

by Nicole July 11, 2004

friends

Friends are people who love you and vice versa. They may not always agree to what you say or do, since they believe that you deserve something better. They are beside you ALL the way. So, it hurts to lose a friend.

A lifetime is enough to make friends, yet a lifetime is NOT enough to understand them. We have to remember that as people, we are ALL subject to change. You can NEVER know someone fully, since you are imperfect. Yet, we can try to. LOVE your friends, and treasure the memories - they will cherish you even more...

I LOVE MY FRIENDS, but who are they?

Not all people who you feel inclined to have affection for are your friends. Just keep on analyzing and you'll see...

by Titanium_Heart October 8, 2008