What's red, and bad for your teeth?

a brick.

Yuuko: Hey Mai! What's red, and bad for your teeth?
Mai: a brick.

Yuuko: Huh?
*brick falling down crushing her skull*
*explosion*

by coffeemccoffee May 17, 2023

That's not what you're doing though

If you were arriving at the conclusion that slavery is wrong then I would be getting paid for the work I'm doing here from which other people are profiting.

Hym "So that's not what you're doing though. I've heard the conclusions you draw... But none of that is happening. You believe healthcare is a right but an infection is eating away at my brain. Slavery is always wrong but I'm not being paid and someone else is. And it is somehow never your fault that your purported morality never comes to fruition. You are unironically doing the thing I said (under another name) about how you doing my morality somehow results in you getting what you want and me not getting what I want. Like you doing my morality generates a positive outcome for you and a negative outcome for me. Which logically extends to you saying 'Well I can do both' to which I respond 'Ok Airy Stoils, but that is just you actively doing the conception empathy I have already articulated which is that empathy extends from the self and only as far as other people act as a simulacrum or proxy of the self!' Which is just me being right about how empathy works again and is basically just situational selective morality because you can't ever be expected to be moral if it benefits the people who won't comport with yours."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

Erm, what the sigma?

A statement of confusion, coming from a man named Squidward.

"You're not fucking funny and you're corny…"
"Erm, what the sigma?"

by Ohh. Naggers, of course. April 24, 2024

that's what she said

To refer to sex if somebody uses a term relating to it

"My ass hurts".
"That's what she said"

by Urban Dictionary Elite USA January 31, 2024

what a wonderful shit

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I shit on You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

What's Crackin'?

Street Slang Meanin' What's Goin' On?, What's Happenin'? What's Up?, Whazz Up?, Whazzup?, Wassup?, Waddup?, Sup?, Sup Witchu?, Sup Witcha?, What's Hanninan?, What's Good?, What's Goodie?, What's Gucci?, What's Goy?, How Are You Doin'?, How Yew Doin'?, How Are You?, How Yew?, How Are You Feelin'?, How Yew Feelin'?, What's Trendin'?, What's New With You?, What's New With Yew?, What's New Witchu? & What's New Witcha?

Yo Cam'Ron aka Killa & Killa Cam!! What's Crackin'? Nuffin. Erstreet At Ever Soo Much At Ever Str8 Thuggin', Ever Str8 Stuntin' & Ever Livin' Life Fully." - Erstreet Harlem aka Harlem, Flea, Kiery Weiry & Freshley.

by Hzr February 25, 2022

when did you learn what it means to reciprocate?

the start of the song tekit.

A: "when did you learn what it means to reciprocate?"
B: "and how much can i be expected to talorate?"

by lovethzzz September 5, 2023