faux jack

Also known as: fo'jack, 4 jack, forejack.

Superior diss to "jack off" stating someone is so much of a jackoff, he/she is not even WORTHY to be a jackoff; hence FAUX JACK, the fake jackoff. Also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).

"Stroke hard faux jack"
"Front to back faux jack"
"Mack on kojak faux jack"
"That's not even your dad; you're a faux jack"
"Hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?"

by Choisome December 25, 2012

Whiskey Jack

1. Another name for the common Grey Jay.
2. When you masturbate using whiskey for lube.

I just had the best whiskey jack.

by Tayleron February 4, 2013

selfy-jack

Verb: to capture a picture of someone posing ridiculously for a "selfy", unaware of your photo of them and share it online
Noun: a picture captured of someone posing ridiculously for a selfy, who is unaware of someone else capturing their moment.

Tom just selfy-jacked a lady who was making ridiculous faces while trying to capture the perfect selfy.

by character01 May 31, 2013

Brown Jack

(verb)
The act of masturbating while defecating on someone's chest, then ejaculating on the fecal matter once finished.

1. Timmy brown jacked Veronica after a big night on the town.

2. I walked in on him brown jacking his girlfriend.

3. All she wanted for Christmas was a brown jack.

by RichardBachman August 5, 2013

Punk Jack

Of Australian origin, an individual, male or female, who is behaving in a stubborn or aggravating fashion.

"I have told Lucy four times not to track dirt in the house, she is being a real Punk Jack today."

by Jackskeleton September 4, 2013

Soda Jack

Getting a cup for water at a fast food restaurant but instead filling it with soda from the self-serve fountains.

L: What kind of soda do you want?

S: Uhhhh.... I got a cup for water.

L: I know, but it's right here.

S: When you get arrested for a soda jack, I'm not bailing you out.

by NotoriousDEV September 4, 2013

Party Jack

When someone prepares a party well in advance with a group of friends and another 'friend' suddenly creates another party the day before the original party with the same group of friends thereby 'Party Jacking' the original party.

Jill sets a Christmas party on Dec 20th a month in advance for her group of friends, sends invites, hires a DJ, etc and then a week before, Emily decides to throw a Christmas party on Dec 19th with the same group of friends thereby 'Party Jacking' Jill's party. Jill knows many of her friends will not show up to her party because they will be tired, hung over, not be able to get a baby sitter 2 nights in a row, etc, etc and is forced to cancel her party. Or if she does hold the party, it ends up being lame because few people show up due to already being partied out he night before.

by Incaico December 5, 2013