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hot bitch stare

The look a girl gives you when you piss her off. The girl giving the look does not necessarily need to be a hot bitch but she can be.
Guy: You've been giving me these weird looks.
Me: No, that's just my hot bitch stare.
Guy: Your what?
Me: *hot bitch stare*

Me: She wouldn't stop talking about her cat until I gave her my hot bitch stare.
by unicornsandnarwhals January 6, 2012
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Heavenly Hot Lunch

Sexual fetish wherein one partner defecates in their partner's mouth and then wraps their head in plastic wrap... and the shit on their face is the last thing they know before they die. A much more lethal variation of Hot Lunch. Could also be considered a "reverse vegetarian hot lunch".
"I heard the coroner said Jim died of a heavenly hot lunch. Lucky bastard."
by YlerSkay September 1, 2008
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Hot Carl on the Cobb

A Hot Carl on the Cobb is when partner number one begins by eating only corn giblets for a full day (for softer stool use creamed corn). Then, partner number 1 spreads their ass cheeks and takes a big steamy poo on partner #2's face, which can be lovingly covered in (optional) saran wrap. The schmear is then rubbed around the face with plastic cutlery until it's margarine spread consistency. If the corn/poo is not the desired consistency, Partner number one jerks off partner number two onto his own face, to add a more creamy base. Then, Partner 1 rolls his dick in the corn poo till fully covered. Partner #2 then nibbles away at the corn/poo mixture until the cobb has been picked clean.
At our last family reunion, Uncle John didn't have any of Aunt Bessie's famous cream pie, because he was stuffed to the brim with Uncle Bill's Hot Carl on the Cobb.
by Mid-temp Karl 69 November 23, 2016
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Hot Dog Vagina

It's when you put your weiner in a girl but hot dog wise. So like, she's laying on the ground, and your dick is parallel to the ground, and her vagina lips are around your weiner.
Oh man, I totally did her, Hot Dog Vagina. My dick was totally in her vagina, hot dog wise.
by maxxxxxxxxxxxx June 20, 2013
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Hot tub stream

A stupid new trend in 2021 where girls on Twitch will stream themselves in a hot tub looking like a complete slut. Such streams will usually gain lots of views with loads of men simping down in the chat. While some may argue that this is beneficial towards "normalizing" (sic) and empowering women's bodies, in reality, it is doing the opposite. The only result of these streams is more men being turned on and thus further adding to the objectification of women. In reality, these girl streamers are only doing it for the money, which I don't know about you but that's just shallow.

There are plenty of better ways to empower the female body than to wear a bikini in a hot tub. For example: exercising streams, dancing streams, yoga streams, clothing haul streams, even relaxing bubble bath streams, need I go on?
me: *hovers cursor over random twitch streamer*
Twitch stream title: "🍑💦HOT TUB STREAM IN 4K, COME WATCH ME 😘🍑💦"
me: *cringe*
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alabama hot pocket

when you put a warm shat into a girls pinkslit
omfg that alabama hot pocket from last night was almost as warm as your grandmas cookies-which are very hot
by 69cookie666 September 18, 2016
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Hot boy summer

You rob banks all summer, and towards the end of the summer you kill 2 or more people and get life sentence.
John: let’s go do a hot boy summer bro! Fuck them girls
by Juize May 23, 2021
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