Zoosome

When you have sexual relations with 2 or more different species of animals.

I had a zoosome last night with a dog, cat, badger, and a raccoon.

by Noh Bran December 31, 2024

Zoosome

When you have sexual relations with at least 2 different species of animals.

I had a zoosome last night with a dog, cat, badger, and a raccoon. It was pretty wild!

by Noh Bran December 31, 2024

Zooted (Slang)

When a person or group of people are stoned; or high on weed intake.

Person 1: Dang bro, You look Zooted (slang).
Person 2: Thanks

by Laym January 24, 2025

Zooted

To be high on powder to the extent of having deep intellectual conversations of religion, family and life to such a profound degree that all you can do is toot some more.
Synonyms:
Wired, energetic, zippy, vivacious.

After a night of the booger sugar,BC83 was zooted out of his mind .

by BCarter83 February 6, 2025

Zootie

There are 2 different meanings to “zootie” when used in the right context “zootie” can either mean gay or cool.

POV: your hb is doing something gay, “Nahhhh what r you doinggg you madd ZOOTIE”

POV: your gf giving spits, “nahhhh you zootie ts fire”

by Dave314 February 8, 2025

zootini

luxury adaptation of the word zoot. zoot being a cigarette containing cannabis/marijuana.

ay bro, mans got a fresh zootini. yu tryna light up?

by UnemploymentFINALBOSS February 26, 2025

zooted

The feeling of sudden, uncontrollable enthusiasm that causes a person to flap their arms, shout incomprehensible phrases, or spin in a circle for no discernible reason. Commonly triggered by excessive joy, caffeine, or spotting a frog wearing a tiny hat.

In ancient folklore (that I just made up), being “zooted” was considered a blessing from the mythical squirrel god Blorbo of the Trees, who granted mortals temporary bursts of chaotic energy to escape boring conversations or awkward family dinners. Zooted individuals were marked by their glittery eyes, high-pitched giggles, and tendency to misplace objects they were literally holding.

Today, people may become zooted during moments such as receiving a mildly exciting text, hearing a good beat drop, or discovering that their fries came with extra nuggets. Symptoms include speed-walking for no reason, saying “slay” to inanimate objects, and aggressively complimenting strangers. There is no known cure — and honestly, why would you want one?

my fat ass got zooted when i saw there was free pizza

by urmotherismine May 24, 2025