6 year old

a level of retardation that only plays fortnite. They think it’s cool to dance like in fortnite as well. Conclusion, if your child is like this, burn them before they kill you with a nerf gun.
Me:you have a 6 year old son
Friend: yea, he killed my wife with a pickaxe.
by Killme127 October 21, 2019
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Eighteen Years-Good

adj; somthing that is as wonderful as sex that is so good, its worth the eighteen years of child support your ass has to pay for not wearing a condom.
Leaving it in felt really good, but not eighteen years-good.
by robes March 01, 2006
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Gay in 5 Years

This occurs when a guy denies the fact that he is gay (to himself and everyone else) for some time. Usually seen on conservative college campuses. These types have a flair for fashion, usually pop their pink Lacoste collars and take the time they spend in college to "date" chicks, but once they leave and spend a few years in the big city, they come out with their rainbow flags a waving.

Most people around the gay in 5 years guy know he is gay and expect to see him with a teal Jetta and Diesel manpurse at the 5 year class reunion.

The gay in 5 years guy loves MySpace and drink cosmos. He also exaggerates his likeness for women.
by geniusH August 05, 2006
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9-year-olds

Fans/subscribers of Pewdiepie
Anyone who watches Pewdiepie, regardless of their age, is referred to as a 9-year-old.
"I love my 9-year-olds!" -Pewdiepie
"If you're subscribed, you're an actual 9-year-old."
by RealGodsSub2Pewdpiepie February 08, 2019
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new years day

first official day of the new year.

usually this day consist of being hungover.
"dude, how's your new years day going so far?"

"man sally and i got ridiculously wasted last night, i'm so hungover right now."
by jalexa December 28, 2008
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12 year old

The main point of insult on the Internet. Due to the stereotypical immaturity of a 12-year-old, most trolls and idiots on the internet are commonly attacked and named 12 year olds. Most people judge someone's 12-ness on the amount of 'ZOMG's in a sentence, their amusement at an overused meme or a bad word. They are also supposedly supposed to enjoy joining in with the 'grown-up' stuff such as rickrolling, chatroulette, omegle, and vandalising wikipedia, as well as more serious things such as boasting their feigned use of cannabis or 'weed' as most call it. Fortunately, this stereotype is not always correct, as some 12-year-olds are actually relatively intelligent. But that's another story...specifically for the nerd, boff, boffin, dork and geek definitions.
Troll/Idiot: LOL THIS IS GAI ZOMG ZOMG
Uninformed individual: Freakin' 12 year olds.
by I Define The Internet June 09, 2010
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New Years' Syndrome

Deciding that you going to do something new, too change your life in some way for the better or to achieve something but then becoming to Lazy to commit to it after a while and eventually giving up. Based on new year resolutions that you never keep
Saying that you have decided to go to the gym to get more fit and healthy but after a few days/weeks you start putting it off and then you give up and stop going to the gym. Usually happens during the period of New Year's eve/day and thus the Name New Years' Syndrome is appropriate.
by Sunnyko2 July 07, 2013
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