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Woke

Word used by people too insecure to admit they find something offensive.
What they say: "Great, more woke crap!"

What they mean: "F@#$%ts on Star Trek? I'M OFFENDED!!1!
by Boston Dudeist June 27, 2024
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Woke Putin

Woke Putin was a war hero from the years 1377-1438. He fought to make Dreamywar and Ambastler, his grandparents happy in the Hundred Year War. He was born in Schweinfurt, Germany in the year 1361. He fought in Fickmuhlen, a town in Niedersachsen when he was 19. He had very hard years as his parents, Nizza and Trump left Woke Putin when he was 61. He tragically was very goonicidal and died from gooning too hard in his pants.
"We remember Woke Putin forever!" Woke Bird the 7th, Woke Putin's great great great great great great great grandson in 2011 at 89 years old.
by Playboy Cardi March 30, 2025
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Woke

The latest Conservative buzzword for people who don't toe the Conservative line. First they called anyone who disagreed with them a communist. Then they called us socialists. Then it was virtue signalling. Then it was cancel culture. Now they've gone for 'woke'. It all means the same thing, which is "while I pretend to uphold freedom of speech I am going to apply this convenient buzz word to silence yours because it threatens my privilege".
Conservative: *Attacks a minority*
Progressive: "Stop being an arsehoke toward these people"
Conservative: "Woke bla bla bla... Something about virtue signalling and snowflake"
by Personwithaconscience January 4, 2022
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Woke

Adjective: A word used by the people screaming that everyone needs to "wake up" and then getting insanely angry they have.
CNN is woke nonsense, always talking about how corporations own us.
by Not Today Satan June 29, 2024
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woke

These days if you're not considered racist enough you get called "woke," which is apparently considered an insult -- at least, the racists think it's insulting. The rest of us, not so much.
He thinks minority groups have rights just like us.
He is so woke!
by Pale Tiger May 24, 2023
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Woke

Gay awakening; to realize one’s gayness
John woke last year, turns out he’s pan.
by anonymous June 8, 2025
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woke

"Woke" describes anyone who understands the following...
If a white person participates in a different culture, that's called cultural appropriation.
If a white person doesn't participate in a different culture, that's called non-inclusive.
If a white person moves into a neighborhood populated by minorities, that's called gentrification.
If a white person moves out of a neighborhood populated by minorities, it's called white flight.
If a white person pays attention to skin color, that's called racism.
If a white person doesn't pay attention to skin color, that's called ignoring racism.

Basically "woke" means understanding white people can't do anything good simply because they were born with white skin.
Yo, I'm woke enough to see that cracker ain't nothing. Black pride!

Y'all need to get woke! That white lady be sellin' pot stickers. That's cultural appropriation! we need to shut her business down!
by lifestudent101 November 26, 2020
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