get wood

1. When your pocket rocket prepares to blast off to planet poontang.

2. To gather the secondary xylem of trees and shrubs.

1. "I can't get wood."

2. "I can't get wood - we're in a desert."

by Ciepher May 22, 2006

wood-ridge

Where I'm from. People from outside Bergen/Hudson/Passaic counties constantly confuse it with Woodbridge, which sucks because we're maybe 1/10th the size and none of our mayors have ascended to the title of "faggiest state governor in American history." Lots of little white emo kids, usually Italian, Irish, or Polish with parents who grew up in Hudson County or somewhere else nearby. Also originally home to Frankie Muniz and that pigeon lady, but I think she's supposed to move out by next year? Far from the ghetto, but farther from the rolling hills of suburbia in upper Bergen County. Solid middle and/or working class for the most part. The entire west side of the town is an industrial dump bordered by a nice little wooded area where you can go drinking but they're putting a goddamned strip mall with mini McMansions and a middle school in there now.

Wood-Ridge is a small town with a lot of old people and a lot of emo kids. Wesmont sucks though, Curtiss-Wright was a great place to go get drunk and do shit.

by someone18 September 8, 2006

Wood daver

A marketable product involving pine cones and peanut butter. (originated in Strong Bad E-mail #91 at HomestarRunner.com)

Here goes the wood-daver train, it's taking off, it's a new century!

by Mary Mangan January 11, 2004

Tiger Woods

Plays golf, tends to be a man-whore, sleeps around, isn't very faithful, not very good at lying or cheating. Always gets caught. Obviously a dick.

"Did you hear Tiger Woods cheated on hi wife with about 14 of girls?!?

by Nikki6969 December 25, 2009

floor wood

when a dude is out on the dance floor, grinding with someone, and he gets a hard-on. most commonly associated with 13 year olds, anime fans, and 30 year olds who still live in their parents' basements.

those girls were totally freaked out. i guess i'm the king of floor wood.

by Grant, Colin, and Dan February 20, 2006

tiger woods

An ASIAN/African-American professional golfer who attended Stanford University in Palo Alto, CA but dropped out, only to become the second most successful college drop-out in recent history (wanna guess who #1 is?).

I watched in amazement the other day as Tiger Woods absolutely destroyed those country club boys at the golf tournament.

by Oprah March 8, 2003

Wood pusher

term developed by aggressive in-liners to get back at skaters because they hate on everything and everyone

That fuckin' wood pusher thinks he's all bad because the only thing they can do is flip a piece of shit around with their feet.

by Anonymous September 25, 2003